This guy in Memphis, Tenn., (pictures not safe for work) stuck a lit firework between his butt cheeks and waited for it to go off…
Then, when it did go off, the idiot leans back and holds it in place!
Contributed by Jennifer.
Melissa Irene Tanner, 37, of Dewey, Okla., gave birth while drunk on 30 June to a baby girl. Tanner had been drinking throughout her pregnancy, and the baby is suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome.
According to the [probable cause] affidavit, deputies reported that upon entering Tanner’s hospital room, “a strong odor of an intoxicating beverage was immediately present upon entering the room.’ They further reported that when speaking to Tanner, “her speech was slurred or thick, (and) her eyes appeared slightly red.’ — Bartlesville Examiner-Enterprise
The baby is in specialized foster care and Tanner is in jail on child neglect charges.
Jose Raul Lemos, of Los Angeles, and his 19-month-old daughter, were shot and killed today when he engaged in a gun battle with Los Angeles police.
Lemos was reportedly intoxicated on drugs and alcohol at the time, firing at officers with a 9mm handgun and a shotgun, and officers returned fire in self-defense.
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This guy is definitely Stupid Person of the Day for getting his daughter killed.