Category Archives: Alcoholic Stupidity

Death row escapee drinks his way back to jail

Posted on November 7, 2005 by Michael Hampton

Charles Victor Thompson, 35, who had been sentenced to death in Texas, escaped from custody last Thursday by somehow getting hold of civilian clothes and a fake ID of the Texas Attorney General’s office. U.S. marshals captured him today near … Continue reading →

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City arts centre pays artist to get drunk, fall down

Posted on October 29, 2005 by Michael Hampton

The Chapter arts centre in Canton, Cardiff, Wales, has paid Japanese artist Tomoko Takahashi £5000 to drink “48 bottles of beer” and walk across a beam wearing high heels until she falls off. Unfortunately, some see her one-woman performance art … Continue reading →

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Candidate arrested for drunk driving twice in three hours

Posted on October 12, 2005 by Michael Hampton

A candidate for public office in upstate New York was arrested twice in three hours for driving while intoxicated, authorities said Monday. Continue reading →

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Drunk man steals ambulance for dead deer

Posted on September 30, 2005 by Michael Hampton

At about 10 a.m. last Sunday, Leon Hollimon stole an ambulance and led police on a three-county chase around central North Carolina. Continue reading →

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Drunk driver jumps into back seat to evade police

Posted on September 15, 2005 by Michael Hampton

An Australian man, being pursued by police on suspicion of drunk driving, jumped into the back seat with his passengers — while the car was still moving. Continue reading →

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Drunken AWOL soldier kills five

Posted on August 30, 2005 by Michael Hampton

A Colombian soldier went absent without leave, got drunk, and threw a grenade into a street party, killing five people, including a seven year old boy, according to military and civilian authorities. Continue reading →

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Court orders teenager to drink, act threatening

Posted on August 18, 2005 by Michael Hampton

Thanks to a misprint on an anti-social behaviour order, an Alnwick, Northumberland, U.K., teenager was ordered to drink in public and to act in a threatening manner. Continue reading →

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Drunk man gets testicles locked in padlock for two weeks

Posted on August 6, 2005 by Michael Hampton

An unidentified man in Exeter, N.H., got drunk one night and had a padlock locked around his testicles by one of his friends. The key broke off in the lock and he waited two weeks before calling for help. Continue reading →

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Police arrest woman who tried to open plane door in flight

Posted on August 4, 2005 by Michael Hampton

A 52-year-old woman from Dania Beach, Fla., was arrested Wednesday for attempting to open the exit door on a United Airlines flight as it was descending into Seattle-Tacoma International Airport. Continue reading →

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Alcohol, fireworks and anus don't mix

Posted on July 22, 2005 by Michael Hampton

This guy in Memphis, Tenn., stuck a lit firework between his butt cheeks and waited for it to go off… Continue reading →

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