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Counterfeiters try to flush the evidence
Selina Jean Valdez, 28, and Daniel Marquez, 41, of Pueblo, Colo., are suspected of being responsible for almost all of the city’s counterfeit money cases. Continue reading
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Artist chains self, loses key
Trevor Corneliusien, 26, an artist, went camping in an abandoned mineshaft about five miles north of Baker, Calif., on Tuesday, wrapped a chain around his bare ankles and locked it, and proceeded to draw it. Then he realized he didn’t have the key. Continue reading
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Home alone: Parents leave children for Vegas weekend
Jacob Calero and Michelle De La Vega, of San Ramon, Calif., on Friday left Calero’s two children, Joshua, 9, and Jason, 5, alone at home unsupervised so they could take a New Year’s Eve trip to Las Vegas. Continue reading
Posted in Criminal Stupidity
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Never answer a stolen mobile phone
A burglar in Overtornea, Sweden, broke into a home and stole a mobile phone and other items, and then called a taxi to take him to Kalix, 37 miles (60km) away. While he was waiting for the taxi, the phone … Continue reading
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Drunk dropped on desert island
A man on a Monarch Airlines flight from Manchester, England, to Tenerife, Canary Islands, became drunk and began abusing the flight crew, and the captain diverted and threw him off the plane on Porto Santo, a tiny desert island. Continue reading
Posted in Alcoholic Stupidity
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Two die from eating fireworks
Two men in Manila, Philippines, became the first Stupid People of the Day for 2006 after killing themselves by ingesting fireworks. Continue reading
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Man gets 2 year old drunk while mother is giving birth
Juan Reyes, 37, of Patchogue, N.Y., was arrested and charged with child endangerment Tuesday after Suffolk County sheriff’s deputies investigating a family court case went to his home and found him passed out on the floor and a two year old toddler stumbling around drunk. Continue reading
Posted in Alcoholic Stupidity, Criminal Stupidity
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Florida's dumbest of 2005
Each year the St. Petersburg Times scours the news archives to find the dumbest, craziest news stories of 2005, and they got some real doozies this year. Continue reading
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Satan arrested for indecent exposure
Today’s Stupid Person of the Day is Satan. That is, Roy Lee Henson, whom police found walking around naked and screaming in Eustis, Fla., on Monday night. When deputies arrived, they found Roy Lee Henson walking with his boxer shorts … Continue reading
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Woman swallows cell phone whole
In one episode of The Simpsons, Homer swallows a cell phone, and then has conversations on it while it’s in his stomach.
A Blue Springs, Mo., woman apparently tried to repeat the stunt, and it didn’t quite work out so well. Continue reading
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