Each year the St. Petersburg Times scours the news archives to find the dumbest, craziest news stories of 2005, and they got some real doozies this year.
For the past 12 months, we scoured newspapers, magazines and the Internet for all the futile, inane and moronic news stories in Florida. And as usual, we came away overloaded.
Here’s the best of the best. Keep in mind that it’s people like these who make Florida what it is.
Scary thought, isn’t it? — St. Petersburg Times
Go read them all and laugh your ass off.