Today’s Stupid Person of the Day is Satan.
That is, Roy Lee Henson, whom police found walking around naked and screaming in Eustis, Fla., on Monday night.
When deputies arrived, they found Roy Lee Henson walking with his boxer shorts around his ankles and screaming wildly, according to the report.
Henson then lunged at a sheriff’s deputy, the report said.
Backup officers arrived and took Henson into custody as the man screamed he was Satan. . . .
He faces charges of aggravated assault on a officer, resisting arrest with violence, exposure of sexual organs and disorderly conduct. — Local 6 News
There’s a difference between thinking you’re Satan and really being Satan. Kids, don’t impersonate Satan. Either one of them. Trust me on this.