December 27, 2005

Satan arrested for indecent exposure

Filed under: Criminal Stupidity — Michael Hampton @ 9:44 pm

Today’s Stupid Person of the Day is Satan.

That is, Roy Lee Henson, whom police found walking around naked and screaming in Eustis, Fla., on Monday night.

When deputies arrived, they found Roy Lee Henson walking with his boxer shorts around his ankles and screaming wildly, according to the report.

Henson then lunged at a sheriff’s deputy, the report said.

Backup officers arrived and took Henson into custody as the man screamed he was Satan. . . .

He faces charges of aggravated assault on a officer, resisting arrest with violence, exposure of sexual organs and disorderly conduct. — Local 6 News

There’s a difference between thinking you’re Satan and really being Satan. Kids, don’t impersonate Satan. Either one of them. Trust me on this.

2 Comments »

  1. i know roy and hes a nice kid i should like to think that you your self were not at all mentally challanged in some way or another but my close friend roy lee henson is in some small part not to a great degree but thats besides the point. id also beleive that you in your youth have never tried any drugs with phsychodellic effects. why would you have your a genius and hes just stupid. but lets just say you did have a mental defficiancy of some sort and you by chance were given something along the lines of lsd or another drug of that type. id love to see how you would manage the situation you dick. so before you go around calling people stupid you should embark on a little more of a fact finding expedition because you just seem illinformed. which would make you a little less advanced than you think.

    Comment by larry wallace — June 18, 2006 @ 11:48 pm

  2. lzdwzd!!

    thx man,for everything..for being a genuine close friend.u have allways made the good times some of the greatest times..and those were..but,unfortunately i was too closeminded and bittered at that point in time to realize it..these days seem to dim darker with isolation and solitude..u and the others will always remain as a family..who showed me what love is..because sometimes i forget..thank you..maybe i can get a tatto done by u sometime..of roy the toxic boy..and maybe we can have a few drinks,im 21 now.i like how u used the term “illinformed”thx for sticking up for me man..thx for everything..

    p.s. keep on keeping on..

    Comment by royboy — October 7, 2006 @ 9:05 am

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