My mad-scientist girlfriend bought me this book for my birthday and now I’m sharing it with you.
The Lexicon of Stupidity is a 400 page pocket-size book with a vast collection of stupid quotations, signs, book titles, bank robbery holdup notes, and more.
I love this book. Consider the bank robber who handed the teller a note with his shopping list. Or this quote from a baseball sportscaster: “Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It’s rolling all the way back to second base!’
Definitely worth the read. I’m still laughing over it.