Tasha Michl, 22, of Medina, Ohio, was sentenced Friday to three years in prison followed by five years probation for putting toilet bowl cleaner into her nine-month old daughter’s bottle.

The mother claims that putting Drano in her 9-month-old’s bottle was “a cry for help.” — WKYC

Cry me a river, why don’t you. That wasn’t a cry for help, that was attempted murder, and you got off with a slap on the wrist.

No thanks to today’s Stupid Person of the Day, the baby is doing fine. (Via Interested-Participant.)