Having sex with a horse can kill you

Police haven’t released the name of today’s Stupid Person of the Day, but he got himself killed by allowing a horse to have sex with him on a farm in Enumclaw, Wash.

The dead man was identified as a 45-year-old Seattle resident. According to the King County Medical Examiner’s Office, he died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon. The man’s death is not being investigated because it did not result from a crime. — Seattle Times

I’m sure I don’t have to tell you how his colon got perforated.

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7 Responses to Having sex with a horse can kill you

  1. shorty114 says:

    Wow, that is a *stupid* way to die…

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  3. Jerome says:

    Sex with a horse can kill you if you are a virgin so to speak.
    When someone has experience such as I have, sex with horses can
    be very enjoyable. The only problem I have is that it leaves a
    man very unsatisfied…horses only last a few minutes then its
    over. That is why I usually hold horsey gangbangs at my stable.
    Then and only then is it really fun. My slave and I are usually
    into a session for about and hour. We have gotten so good at it
    that the horses know already when we enter the stable at night
    it’s “party time”!

  4. lily says:

    where did you say your barn was?????

  5. Sara says:

    i have no comment.

  6. Athena says:

    Well, we’ll see THIS on 1,000 Ways To Die soon. People that stupid deserve to die.

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