July 19, 2005

Having sex with a horse can kill you

Filed under: Terminal Stupidity — Michael Hampton @ 12:23 pm Comments (5)

Police haven’t released the name of today’s Stupid Person of the Day, but he got himself killed by allowing a horse to have sex with him on a farm in Enumclaw, Wash.

The dead man was identified as a 45-year-old Seattle resident. According to the King County Medical Examiner’s Office, he died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon. The man’s death is not being investigated because it did not result from a crime. — Seattle Times

I’m sure I don’t have to tell you how his colon got perforated.

5 Comments »

  1. Wow, that is a *stupid* way to die…

    Comment by shorty114 — July 20, 2005 @ 1:12 am

  2. [...] You take this old matter for instance, no matter how many times I may read it, it’s still baffling. Of course, that’s just at one end of the spectrum but as much as I have no surprise to the limits of human depravity I’m still baffled by cases like this. [...]

    Pingback by Footsteps in the Mirror » What Does Sex Mean To You? — August 25, 2005 @ 2:05 am

  3. Sex with a horse can kill you if you are a virgin so to speak.
    When someone has experience such as I have, sex with horses can
    be very enjoyable. The only problem I have is that it leaves a
    man very unsatisfied…horses only last a few minutes then its
    over. That is why I usually hold horsey gangbangs at my stable.
    Then and only then is it really fun. My slave and I are usually
    into a session for about and hour. We have gotten so good at it
    that the horses know already when we enter the stable at night
    it’s “party time”!

    Comment by Jerome — January 26, 2006 @ 9:36 am

  4. NICE

    Comment by KKK — September 12, 2008 @ 8:26 am

  5. where did you say your barn was?????

    Comment by lily — April 8, 2009 @ 5:48 pm

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